Laundry

I would like to apologize beforehand. 

Scene: Me laying on the bed looking at my phone.
           Chad getting ready to work out.

Chad: "I think my abs are almost back to normal," as he raises his shirt to reveal his washboard abs.  "Can you massage them a little though?"
Me: "It's hard to massage stone, babe."
Chad: "Yeah. Anyone need some laundry done around here?"

This is my world.