I would like to apologize beforehand.
Scene: Me laying on the bed looking at my phone.
Chad getting ready to work out.
Chad: "I think my abs are almost back to normal," as he raises his shirt to reveal his washboard abs. "Can you massage them a little though?"
Me: "It's hard to massage stone, babe."
Chad: "Yeah. Anyone need some laundry done around here?"
This is my world.
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