Well that was anticlimactic...

I don't have a camera.  Its been disposed of.
And now I can't take ridiculous pictures of our new kitty.
He's sweet and gentle and has been surprisingly easy. 
I was expecting some kind of drama from the cat, but it's only been drama with the kids.
I've had to implement several "No one touches the cat for 30 minutes" periods to give poor Maximus a break. 
So far, no problems with the litter box, no whining about feeding him or changing the litter box.  Just pleasant.
Who'd a thought?!